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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Bedrock Anthem

 

Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of bedrock
Iíd be a flinstone
Now Iíll tell you why...

Well, Iíve got Iíve got a woman named wilma
Well, Iíve got Iíve got a baby named pebbles
Well, Iíve got Iíve got a doggy named dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

Well, Iíve got a little buddy, barney rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of barney rubble
Heís a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesnít like to shave, he got caveman stubble

Me and barney, loyal order water buffalo
Lodge brothers, loyal order water buffalo
Thereís a handshake everybody gotta know
How come grand poo-bah always gotta run the whole show?

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

Betty and barney got a baby named bamm-bamm
Little pebbles is his number one fan
Heís the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off if he shakes your hand

Got a car, gonna push it with my feel now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in canít be beat now
Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow

Wanna chill with a sabretooth tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first rolling stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Donít know what it means but I say it anyhow

Luck me, workiní down in the gravel put
Moviní rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdieís tail, everybody knows itís time to quit

I realize Iím living in the stone age
No fax, no cellular phone-age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-age
Liftiní heavy boulders every day for my wage

Barney rubble, laughiní like a hyena
Barney rubble, what a little weiner
Whereís wilma? anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

 

 

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