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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Bohemian Polka

 

Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Iím just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
ícause Iím easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesnít really matter to me
To me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now heís dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now Iíve gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didnít mean to make you cry
If Iím not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Bodyís aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - Iíve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo
I donít want to die
I sometimes wish Iíd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a mam
Scaramouch, scaramouch, will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very, very frightening me
Galileo, galileo
Galileo, galileo
Galileo figaro - magnifico... hey! hey! hey!
Iím just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Heís just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! no, we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let him go
Will not let you go - let him go
Will not let you go - let him go
No, no, no, no, no no no no no!

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby - canít do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me anyway the wind blows - hey!

 

 

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