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Christmas at Ground Zero

 

Itís christmas at ground zero
Thereís music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

Itís christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
Itís the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
Itís time to face your final destiny

Itís christmas at ground zero
Thereís panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or jack frost on your windowsill
But if someoneís climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Itís christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation levelís okay
Iíll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on new yearís day

Itís christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
Iíll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

Itís christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, weíre gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

 

 

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