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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Dare to Be Stupid

 

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
Itís time for us to join in the fight
Itís time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Itís time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before itís/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the charmin you can while mr. wimpoleís not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for mr. goodbar
Get your mojo working now
Iíll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
Itís so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
Weíre all waiting for you
Letís go

Itís time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
Thereís no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now itís time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the pta
Buy some sensible shoes and a chevyrolet
And party ítill youíre broke and they drive you away
Itís ok, you can dare to be stupid

Itís like spitting on a fish
Itís like barking up a tree
Itís like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why donít you dare to be stupid
Itís so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
Weíre all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
The futureís up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
Itís alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I canít hear you
Dare to be stupid
Ok, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Letís go, dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

 

 

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