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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Eat It

 

How come youíre always such a fussy young man?
Donít want no captain crunch, donít want no raison bran
Well, donít you know that other kids are starving in japan
So eat it, just eat it

Donít want to argue, I donít want to debate
Donít want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You wonít get no dessert ítill you clean off your plate
So eat it

Donít you tell me youíre full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesnít matter if itís boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryiní shame
Youíre playiní with your food, this ainít some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, youíll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what youíre told
You havenít even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or itís gonna get cold
So eat it

I donít care if youíre full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesnít matter it itís fresh or tanned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Donít you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesnít matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If itís gettiní cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you donít like it, you canít send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesnít matter if itís boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Donít you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesnít matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

 

 

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