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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Fat

 

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or Iíll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
ícause Iím the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
Iím too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Iíve got more chins than chinatown

Well, Iíve never used a phone booth
And Iíve never seen my toes
When Iím goiní to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because Iím fat, Iím fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Donítcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whoís fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach Iím a lucky man
Iím the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
Iím gonna need my own zip code

When youíre only having seconds
Iím having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because Iím fat, Iím fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again whoís fat

If you see me cominí your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that Iím hungry
Then wonít you feed my face

Because Iím fat, Iím fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know Iím fat, Iím fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself Iím a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know Iím huge, Iím fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Iím fat, Iím fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows Iím fat and Iím proud
Just tell me once again whoís fat

 

 

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