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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Grapefruit Diet

 

Whoís that waddliní down the street
Itís just me ícause I love to eat
Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham
Whoís real flabby? yes, I am!
Every picture of meís
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
Thereís just one thing left to do

Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Might seem a little sever
Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Iím gettiní tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!

Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like kate moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When Iím all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Canít have another eclair
Grapefruit diet (diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere

Iím on a grapefruit diet
Iím on a grapefruit diet
Iím on a grapefruit diet

No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. cheese nacho
Stay away

Oh I think Iíd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt

Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Lay off the 3 musketeers
Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit diet (diet!)
Eat íem till theyíre cominí out of my ears
Grapefruit diet (diet!)
ícause I havenít seen my feet in years

Iím on a grapefruit diet
Iím on a grapefruit diet
Iím on a grapefruit diet

I think Iím about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And donít forget to super-size tha

 

 

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