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Gump

 

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
my name is forrest, hed casually remark
Waitin for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin life is like a box of chocolates

Hes gump, hes gump
Whats in his head?
Hes gump, hes gump, hes gump
Is he inbred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told jfk that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

Hes gump, hes gump
Hes kinda square
Hes gump, hes gump, hes gump
Whats with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy bubba was a shrimp-lovin man
His friend with no legs he called lieutenant dan
His girlfriend jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the white house, showed lbj his butt

Hes gump, hes gump
Hes not too bright
Hes gump, hes gump, hes gump
But hes all right

Is this gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And thats all I have to say about that

 

 

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