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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

I Can't Watch This

 

I canít watch this. I canít watch this
I canít watch this. I canít watch this

My my my my tv makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and thatís no lie
Itís about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my iq one notch
And thatís the reason why, uh, I canít watch

I told you homeboy... I canít watch this
Yeah, nothiní but trash and you know...
I canít watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I canít watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I canít watch this

Talkiní íbout sick shows
Tereís americaís funniest home videos
I canít believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebodyís poor old mom
Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
Face first on a rake
I hear theyíve got it on the seventeenth take
Thatís funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I canít watch

Yo, I told you... I canít watch this
Change the channel now, man... I canít watch this
Yo, pass the tv guide here, sucker... I canít watch this

Cosby show and rosanne
Think Iíve taken íbout as much as I can
Judge wopner, oh my
You gotta be rainman to like this guy
Thirtysomething is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Canít stand twin peaks
Wish theyíd lynch those donun-eatiní freaks
Thos siskel & ebert bums
Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

Thatís word because you know... I canít watch this
I canít watch this
Break it down!

Hereís-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-donít-hate-me-because-iím-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-ar
Aaaane!!!

Stop! prime time!
Iím pretty sure Iíll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes woof woof woof and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird talk shows
About transsexual nazi eskimos
Theyíre rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute letís flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I canít watch this
Look man... I canít watch this
I canít take this torture no more, I canít...
I canít watch this
Pay the bills, station break
Break it down!

Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-youíre-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-youíve-got-a-headache-this-big-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-iíve-fallen-and-i-canít-ge
!

Stop! cable time!
Hbo and playboy, showtime and mtv
I might like íem more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless t & a
Itís awful, itís putrid, itís crummy, itís stupid, gonna throw my set away

I canít watch this. I canít watch this
I canít watch this. yeah... I canít watch this
I told you... canít watch this
Too hip, canít watch this
Get me outta here... canít watch this

 

 

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