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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

I Lost on Jeopardy

 

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there to match my intellect on national tv
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasnít my night
Art fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldnít get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, ícause I got the daily double now
And then my mind went blank
I took potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, Iím giviní up don pardo
Just tell me now what I didnít win, yeah, yeah

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Thatís right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didnít win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeardís supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra
O treat. but thatís not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you donít get to
Back tomorrow. you donít even get a lousy copy of our home game. youíre a complete loser!

Donít know what I was thinkiní of
I guess I just wasnít too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby

 

 

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