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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

I Think I'm a Clone Now

 

Isnít it strange
Feels like Iím lookiní in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticistís plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donorís body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think Iím a clone now
Thereís always two of me just a-hanginí around
I think Iím a clone now
ícause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
Iím really beside myself

I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)
They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
Thereís always two of me just a-hanginí around
I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
ícause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
And I can stay at home while Iím out of town
I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
ícause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Liviní in stereo, itís all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think Iím a clone now
Another one of meís always hanginí around
I think Iím a clone now
ícause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
Iíve been on oprah winfrey - Iím world renowned
I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
Thatís my genetic twin always hanginí around
I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)
ícause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think Iím a clone now (a clone now)

 

 

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