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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Its All About The Pentiums

 

Itís all about the pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Itís all about the pentiums, baby
Itís all about the pentiums, baby
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Yeah

What yíall wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastiní time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chilliní at hewlett packard?
Workiní at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payiní the bills with my mad programming skills
Defragginí my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of ram
I never feed trolls and I donít read spam
Installed a t1 line in my house
Always at my pc, double-clickiní on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
Iím strictly plug-and-play, I ainít afraid of y2k
Iím down with bill gates, I call him money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
Itís all about the pentiums, what?
Youíve gotta be the dumbest newbie Iíve ever seen
Youíve got white-out all over your screen
You think your commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?
Youíre usiní a 286? donít make me laugh
Your windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
Youíre the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
Youíre waxiní your modem, tryiní to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet youíre still liviní in your parentsí cellar
Downloadiní pictures of sarah michelle gellar
And postiní me too! like some brain-dead aol-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like old yeller
Youíre just about as useless as jpegs to hellen keller

Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)

Now, what yíall wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastiní time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chilliní at hewlett packard?

Uh, uh, logginí in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got íem printed out on my bedsheets
My new computerís got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say youíve had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, itís an antique
Your laptop is a month old? well thatís great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed íem
While your computerís crashiní, mineís multitaskiní
It does all my work without me even askiní
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says etch-a-sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world, youíre a 2-bit user
Youíve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Whereíd you get your cpu, in a box of cracker jacks?
Play me online? well, you know that Iíll beat you
If I ever meet you Iíll control-alt-delete you
What? what? what? what? what?

Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Itís all about the pentiums! (itís all about the pentiums, baby)
Now, what yíall wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastiní time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chilliní at hewlett packard?
What? ?

 

 

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