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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Jurassic Park

 

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning dna
Now Iím being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit itís kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I donít think Iíll be coming back again
On no

I cannot approve of this attraction
ícause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer
Well, I suppose that proves... theyíre really not all bad

Jurassic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let t. rex out of his pen
Iím afraid those thingsíll harm me
ícause they sure donít act like barney
And they think that Iím their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ainít no e-ticket
Think Iíll tell them where to stick it
ícause Iím never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no

 

 

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