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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

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constant doo wops in the background throughout the song)

Aahh....

Well I heard that youíre leaviní (leaviní)
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
ícause you found a brand new lover
You decided that Iím not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

Thatís right (thatís right) you ainít gonna see me cryiní
Iím glad (Iím glad) that you found somebody new
ícause Iíd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
ícause Iím stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ainít (you ainít) gonna break my heart in two
ícause Iíd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

Iíd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
Iíd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, canít you see what Iím tryiní to say, darlin...

Iíd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
Iíd rather clean all the bathroom in grand central station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, Iíd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
Iíd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

Iíd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it ítill I die
Than spend one more minute with you

 

 

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