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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Phony Calls

 

Mom and dad are goiní out for the evening
And youíre stuck inside the house all alone
Thatís when you decided it might be fun to harass someone
Dial a random number up on your telephone
You ask if their refrigerator is running
Then you tell íem they should go out and catch it
Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were calliní íem from
Theyíd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
Listen to me

Donít go makiní phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers youíre used to
I know that you think itís funny driviní folks up the wall
But itís really gettiní old fast

Little melvin has a natural obsession
Askiní for prince albert in a can
He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
To some guy he doesnít know who lives in japan
Heís calliní strangers up at three in the morning
Gives íem pizza pie delivery at four
He wonít be laughin when theyíre traciní his line
One day the phone police will be there at his door
Yo, hear me

Donít go makiní phony calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers youíre used to
Swear someday Iím gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
How long is this phase gonna last?
Come on

Moeís bar, whatíll ya eat, beat or drink?
Uh, yeah, hello, is mike there? last name rotch.
Hold on. Iíll check. mike rotch! mike rotch! hey, has anybody seen mike rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. one of these days, Iím going to catch you, and Iím going to carve my name on your back with an
Ice pick!

Donít go makiní phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers youíre used to
You went through the new york city phone book and prank called íem all
Hope that you grow out of this fast

Dontí go makiní phony calls,
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers youíre used to
Betcha think itís funny when youíre driviní folks right up the wall
But youíre just a pain in the aaa....

 

 

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