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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Polka Power!

 

Yeah, Iíll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
Iíll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really really really wanna zigga zigga ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (youíve got to give)
Taking is too easy, but thatís the way it is

Hey!

Iím not sick, but Iím not well
And Iím so hot, ícause Iím in hell
Iím not sick, but Iím not well
And itís a sin (yes itís a sin) to live so well

Ghetto superstar - that is what you are
Coming from afar, reaching for the stars
Run away with me, to another place
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh

Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreetís back, all right
All right

So donít delay, act now, supplies are running out
But now if youíre still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow but if the offerís shun
You might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic

I get knocked down, but I get up again
Youíre never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
Youíre never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
Youíre never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
Youíre never gonna keep me down

Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well I will

I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
I want something else
Iím not listening when you say good-bye
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Do do do do do do

Thereís lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
Weíre all stars now in the dope show
Weíre all stars now in the dope show

Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do bízap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wop, doom zap ah, do

I smell sex and candy here
Whoís that lounging in my chair
Whoís that casting devious stares in my direction
Mama, this surely is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it, yeah mama, this surely is

Closing time
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You donít have to go home
But you canít stay here
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
Take us home

ícause itís closing time
Yeah itís closing time
Weíre talkiní íbout closiní time
Itís really closiní time

Hey

 

 

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