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Spam

 

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder whatís inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (itís the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

If youíre running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (letís eat)
Spam in my office at work (itís the best)
Think about the stuff itís made from, wonder if itís mystery of meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if thereís some left, donít just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (itís the best)
Think about how itís been precooked, wonder if Iíll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you canít put it down
Donít leave it sitting or itíll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder whatís inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
Itís the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if Iím a junkie now (letís eat)
Spam in the place where I work (youíre obsessed)
Think about the way itís processed, wonder if itís some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)

 

 

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