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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

The Alternative Polka

 

íloserí by beck
Soy un perdidor
Iím a loser, baby
So why donít you kill me?
Soy un perdidor
Iím a loser, baby
So why donít you kill me?

Hey!

ísex type thingí by stone temple pilots
I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said Iím gonna get close to you
You wouldnít want me have to hurt you, too
Hurt you, too
I know whatís on my mind
I know you like whatís on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know, you know
Here I come I come I come I come
Here I come I come I come

íall I wanna doí by sheryl crow
All I wanna do is have some fun
I gotta feeling Iím not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I gotta feeling Iím not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

ícloserí by nine inch nails
Help me--i broke apart my insides
Help me--Iíve got no soul to sell
Help me--the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna [doink] you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna [clong] you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

íbang and blameí by rem
You bang bang bang bang bang
Blame blame blame
You bang bang bang bang bang
Itís not my thing so let it go

íyou oughta knowí by alanis morisette
ícause the love that you gave
That we made
Wasnít able to make it
Enough for you to be open wide
No
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
Youíd hold me until you died?
ítil you died
Well, youíre still alive
And Iím here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
Itís not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know

Hey!

íbullet with butterfly wingsí by smashing pumpkins
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say
What is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage

ímy friendsí by red hot chili peppers
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely, too
When you donít know yourself

íIíll stick aroundí by foo fighters
I donít owe you anything!
I donít owe you anything!
I donít owe you anything!
I donít owe you anything!

íblack hole suní by soundgarden
Black hole sun
Wonít you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Wonít you come, wonít you come
Black hole sun
Black hole sun
Wonít you come
Black hole sun
Black hole sun
Wonít you come
Black hole sun
Black hole sun

íbasket caseí by green day
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think Iím cracking up
And am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned-oh-oh-oh-oh-ned?

Hey!

 

 

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