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The White Stuff

 

The white stuff, the white stuff

The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate íem up real fast
You can see íem in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Itís the most delicious thing I know

Iíve had a zillion or two
In my life, theyíre so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares? what else am I supposed to do?

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Whatís in the middle? the white stuff

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere I go

Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? itís all right
Now twinkies and ding dongs wonít do
All I need... you know what it is

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Whatís in the middle? the white stuff

 

 

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