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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

This is The Life

 

I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtubís filled with perrier
What can I say
This is the life

I buy a dozen cars when Iím in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
Iím an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life

They say that money corrupts you
But I canít really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think itís pretty swell

I got women lined up outside my door
Theyíve been waitiní there since the week before
Who could ask for more
This is the life

Youíre dead for a real long time
You just canít prevent it
So if money canít buy happiness
I guess Iíll have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life

I got a solid gold cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell Iím a living legend
Not some ordinary creep

No way, Iím the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on itís knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please
This is the life

Thatís right, Iím the king, number one
I buy monographed kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ainít free
Itís such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
Waah, this is the life

 

 

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