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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Truck Drivin' Song

 

Iím driviní a truck
Driviní a big olí truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I donít run out of luck
Rolliní down the highway until the break of dawn
Driviní a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
Itís time to put that hammer down
Just watchiní as the miles go flyiní by
Iím ridiní twenty tons of steel
But itís sure hard to hold the wheel
While Iím waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
Iím jamminí gears and hauliní freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, donít let my mascara run tonight

Because Iím driviní a truck
Driviní a big olí truck
Smokeyís on my tail and my acceleratorís stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rolliní until the break of dawn
Driviní a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I donít mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings donít bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippiní off the mother-loviní clutch

But still Iím driviní a truck
Driviní a big olí truck
Headiní down the interstate, just tryiní to make a buck
Weariní feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While Iím driviní a truck with my high heels on

Iím driviní a truck
Driviní a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And Iím late for my appointment down at my hair salon
So Iíll be driviní a truck with my high heels on

 

 

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