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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

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Put down your remote control
Throw out your tv guide
Put away your jacket
Thereís no need to go outside
Donít you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
Thatís what we gonna do now

Donít change the channel
Donít touch that dial
We got it all on uhf
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on uhf
Donít worry íbout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on uhf

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ainít no time to think
All you do is make yourself a tv dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ainít ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Donít change the channel
Donít touch that dial
We got it all on uhf
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on uhf
Donít worry íbout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on uhf

You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
ítill your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now

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Donít touch that dial
We got it all on uhf
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on uhf
Donít worry íbout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
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