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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

You Don't Love Me Anymore

 

Weíve been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder whatís wrong?
Seems you donít want me around
The passion is gone and the flameís died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that Iím the antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you donít love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
Youíre still the light of my life
Oh darling, Iím begginí, wonít you put down that knife?

You know, I even think itís kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you donít mind me asking, whatís this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you donít love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that Iím ugly and you say that Iím cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isnít like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you donít love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you donít love me anymore

 

 

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