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10/3/09: Yesterday, the
Swedish Biological Council issued a press release
outlining breakthrough research on longevity and age
reversal. Scientists at Linköpingen University have
spent the last 20 years investigating the effects of
reptilian gene splicing on the human aging process.
The tuatara (Sphenodon
punctatus) is a lizard-like reptile well known for
its 100 year lifespan. In the past, the protected status
of this species made it unavailable for most research
projects. Lincoln Proctor, member of the Coalition for
Endangered Species says the
Swedish study is an exception. “Gene splicing only
requires a DNA sample.” Proctor explained, “They can get
genetic material from a living specimen.”
Dr. Nina Berggren, head of
Linköpingen University, is excited about this anti-aging
research. “We’ve identified the correct portion of this
reptile’s chromosome and successfully spliced it into
the DNA of human test subjects” she revealed. “The
results have been outstanding. You can see the aging
process reversing practically before your eyes”.
Mrs. Alice
Williams before applying the anti-ageing cream
Mrs. Alice
Williams two hours after applying the anti-ageing cream
Contrary to the expectation of
naysayers, this blending of DNA has not caused
recipients to develop scaly skin. However, low libido is
one noted outcome of tuatara/human gene splicing. Dr.
Berggren admits. “Participants are only ‘in the mood’
every 2-5 years. We don’t consider it a serious side
effect - most married couples involved in the study
hardly even notice.”
Clinical trials are ongoing; and
it is expected that the longevity treatment will be
available to the public within a few months.
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