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Swedish Scientists Announce Miracle Anti-Aging Breakthrough

 

10/3/09: Yesterday, the Swedish Biological Council issued a press release outlining breakthrough research on longevity and age reversal. Scientists at Linköpingen University have spent the last 20 years investigating the effects of reptilian gene splicing on the human aging process.

The tuatara (Sphenodon punctatus) is a lizard-like reptile well known for its 100 year lifespan. In the past, the protected status of this species made it unavailable for most research projects. Lincoln Proctor, member of the Coalition for Endangered Species says the Swedish study is an exception. “Gene splicing only requires a DNA sample.” Proctor explained, “They can get genetic material from a living specimen.”

Dr. Nina Berggren, head of Linköpingen University, is excited about this anti-aging research. “We’ve identified the correct portion of this reptile’s chromosome and successfully spliced it into the DNA of human test subjects” she revealed. “The results have been outstanding. You can see the aging process reversing practically before your eyes”.

 

Mrs. Alice Williams before applying the anti-ageing cream

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Mrs. Alice Williams two hours after applying the anti-ageing cream

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Contrary to the expectation of naysayers, this blending of DNA has not caused recipients to develop scaly skin. However, low libido is one noted outcome of tuatara/human gene splicing. Dr. Berggren admits. “Participants are only ‘in the mood’ every 2-5 years. We don’t consider it a serious side effect - most married couples involved in the study hardly even notice.”

Clinical trials are ongoing; and it is expected that the longevity treatment will be available to the public within a few months.

 

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