Have you ever wished you had a body like Beyonce or
Gwyneth Paltrow? Now, this goal may be easier to achieve
than ever. Rumor has it that Hollywood starlets are
using a new 60 day diet plan to slim down. Their secret
- they wrap their hands in Ace athletic bandages before
each meal. Then, they only eat what they can pick up
with their enclosed mitts.
Items on the menu for this “thumbless” cuisine include:
apples, diet shakes, and soup (through a straw). Not
edible: French fries, M&Ms, and Doritos. Ironically, old
dieting standbys such as salad are on the list of foods
you can’t eat without opposable thumbs.
One aspiring actress revealed “This diet is the best
thing ever. I’ve lost 5 pounds and half an inch from
each thigh. I leave the bandages on all the time now,
and I’ve gotten rid of sooo many bad habits. Did you
know it’s really hard to text and drive when you can’t
use your thumbs?”
The
Thumbless Diet - a supermodel prepares for diner
Some people who have tried this diet point out that once
you get one hand wrapped, it is virtually impossible to
wrap the other hand without help. Personal trainer
Shawna Pollit offers a solution - use socks instead.
“But this doesn’t mean you’re allowed to cheat. You
can’t have little mister sock puppet holding the fork in
his mouth.
If you
want to succeed with the thumbless diet you have to
commit to the concept of NO THUMBS - seriously.”
Nutritionists point out this diet works best when paired
with a daily exercise regimen.
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