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Cloning gone crazy - scientists
create the smallest person in the world.
A leaked report from the
University of Wogsalg has revealed that scientist have
created a human just 3 inches tall. By combing the DNA
of a woman with that of a pieradot beetle the have
achieved the remarkable, if not somewhat horrific feet
of being the first to create a biophopticlone (combing
DNA from to living creature).
The result is Wilma - a 3 inch
high woman who can walk, talk, eat and sleep just like a
normal person.
Scientists at the university
are refusing to speak publicly about this controversial
experiment, however the did provide us with this
exclusive statement.
"We, Doctor Wallace, Doctor
Whack and Big Jim the Lab Technician would like to state
that we definitely have or have not managed to create a
biophopticlone clone and that should we receive
knighthoods for the incredible achievement that we may
or may not have accomplished then we will be truly
delighted. On the other hand, if there is great public
out cry about what what we may or may not have achieved,
then we definitely had nothing whatsoever to do with the
illegal experiment. Oh, and could you get us a pizza -
we're starving working in here to all hours - pepperoni
would be fine."
A leaked photograph of the cloned woman
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