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Spectacular
breaking news - Ghosts of Elvis Presley and Marilyn
Munro Get Married in Graceland
Although the land of grace may be a way to describe our
hopeful afterlife, Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe, “ …
made a ghostly and ghastly visit to Graceland,” said B.J.
Ahmnolier, an elementary teacher from the mid-west
visiting with his eighth grade class, declared.
Witnesses revealed that the supposed ghost of Elvis was
seen marrying the former starlet in the Graceland
chapel, located in Memphis Tennessee. Before appearing
once again in the lobby of the famed Heartbreak Hotel,
one witness who snapped a quick photo affirmed, “I heard
music coming out of the chapel, not wedding bells, but
what sounded like Marilyn’s song, Diamonds are a Girl’s
Best Friend.”
Elvis Presley's Heartbreak Hotel, located near the
Graceland Mansion, claims its style is inspired straight
from the Rock and Roll King’s design. “They could have
used one of the 128-rooms,” said a clerk who saw the two
kissing on a plush purple sofa, “or better yet, have
gone over to his Mansion.”
The Graceland Mansion boasts of other such amenities.
His famed pink Cadillac sits for all to see. “It wasn’t
only used to attract the chicks,” said one Mansion tour
guide wearing white bell-bottom pants, who looked a lot
like the King himself, “it was a statement of his
character. I bet Marilyn would’ve wanted to take if for
a spin if the King mentioned it. But then again, I’m not
sure that spirits even drive,” he stated laughingly.
While alive, it is believed that Marilyn and Elvis never
met in person. They did, however, keep in touch through
writing. Die-hard Marilyn fans believed she longed for
Elvis’ blue-suede shoes and his “ … hunk of burning
love.”
Marilyn Monroe
“Marilyn Monroe always had a thing for handsome men,”
said Tony Martin, a history teacher and Marilyn fan who
also witnessed the apparitions in the chapel, “but Elvis
didn’t look so good. He was sweating an awful lot.”
The students who witnessed the groping inside the hotel
reported that the front glass doors of the Heartbreak
Hotel were fogged as they entered. “We were hoping to
get a glimpse of the action,” as one-sixth grader put
it.
As the clerk, who claimed to be checking invoices in the
manager’s office, turned up the lights, just as the
students entered, Elvis and Marilyn, “ … wisped into
thin air,” he stated convincingly. “They just vanished
out of sight. I guess Marilyn’s ‘lips were like a
volcano that’s hot,’ and that distracted the King who’s
never appeared in here before.”
Graceland affiliates and Elvis, Inc. declared the two
ghosts a hoax. They’re leaving the case open and
presently there’s an ongoing investigation into the
matter. They do, however, hope that more people will
visit Graceland for its musical heritage and not for its
heavenly hoopla.
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