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Four foot high speed bumps to be used to solve inner city traffic congestion

The Weird-Websites news reporter has today exclusively discovered that the problem of inner city traffic congestion has at last been solved. Testing carried out in parts of Edinburgh, Scotland during July and August 2009 have shown that the use of new four foot high speed bumps have solved an issue that has plagued cities for decades.

A spokesman for the UK Road and River Research Laboratory stated, "Yes, we admit that we have tried out these new road bumps. We hadn't planned to release the results until after proper government debate had taken place but we are so excited we would basically tell anyone for a few pints of beer."

After a few pints a beer the spokesman, who must remain nameless as we forgot to ask his name, continued. "We installed twelve of the new speed bumps in a busy part of the city - the results were immediate. Straight away the area beyond the speed bumps was completely free from traffic."

 

The new speed bumps tested in Edinburgh

The new speed bumps tested in Edinburgh

 

A local, Tam McTurnip, said, "Hoots mon, ye've never seen nothin' like it - yin moment there wiz like loads a cars and that and the next is wiz dead quiet no what I mean - real dead brilliant so it wiz."

A spokesman for the RAC said, "We cannot deny or confirm that we or anyone we know has or has not heard or not heard anything or nothing about this alleged or not alleged use of speed bumps." However, our contacts in the Government reveal that the bumps will soon be used widespread. Big Gordon stated, "We will shortly try out these excellent traffic regulators by placing them at all entrances to the M8 motorway. We believe that by doing so a journey from Edinburgh to Glasgow could be reduced by as much as 1 hour - if there was any way that you could actually get your car onto the motorway."
 

 

 

 

 

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