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Heaviest Man in the World rushed to hospital

Tuesday 5th July 2011

Today a 70-stone Ipswich man is facing life-saving surgery. Because of his size a military Chinook helicopter had to be employed to haul the patient to a hospital in Sussex. The man  has been named as Paul Mason, 48, who experts believe could be the world's heaviest man.

In the last 3 years it is believed that Paul has risen from a slimmish 50 stone to a super obese 70 stone.

In 2002 when he needed hospital treatment Mr Mason had, most embarrassingly, to be taken from his home by forklift through a window which had been removed.

It is understood that a special drip has had to be developed as Mr Mason must be intravenously drip fed 1 hamburger a minute to keep him alive. Without that scientific development fat people like Mr Mason would die within hours.

Dr Killalott, who helped develop the Burger-Feeder told us, "When your super duper obese you need a lot of carbohydrates and you need them fast. There's no way just ordinary eating can deliver these to the bloodstream fast enough. The only way is to get those fats right into the blood. The new Burger-Feeder does just that - burger after burger get injected straight into the arteries. I believe as the world population gets fatter and fatter there will be an ever increasing demand for my Burger-Feeder. We can keep the fatties alive - all we need to do now is design a bed that will hold their weight."

 

Heaviest Man in the World Worlds Fattest Man Paul Mason
Heaviest Man in the World Worlds Fattest Man Paul Mason

 

Paul Mason weighed 50 stone (317kg) when this picture was taken in 2006

Fattest Man in the World

 

Hamburgers are fed intravenously - 1 hamburger a minute to keep him alive.

 

hamburger for fat people

 

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