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Ghost interrupts party
Me and my
best friend Big Bertha (the fat one on the left) and Sussiebells (the
fat one on the
right) were at a really good party on night. It was a Halloween
party so that's why we were wearing the sexy lap dancer outfits. Anyway we were at the party and having more
than out fair share of vodka and gin and whisky and
lager and cider - if you know what I mean -
when Big Bertha turns round and says to me, "Who's the
handsome hunk you were dancing with?" "What are you on?"
I replied, for I was just dancing by myself at the time
( I do that when there's no good looking guys willing or
able to do the honours)
Anyway Big Bertha insisted that there was this guy all
dressed in white following me everywhere I went. Well
would you believe it ten minutes later I was in the
lavies (toilets) when Susiebell let out a scream - at
first I thought she was excited to see me but no, she
said that there was a guy in the ladies with us. She
described him - tall, black hair, sword scar across his
face, deadly handsome and wearing a white suit - it was
just like Big Bertha had said. the only problem was - I
couldn't see him (even with my glasses on) and it wasn't
just that I'd drunk half a bottle of vodka. Well it was
obvious - he was a ghost! As there was no decent guys I
spent the rest of the night dancing with my ghost
friend. He seemed to enjoy that. Later I got a friend to
take a picture of us all - and as you can clearly see
from the orb ( the orb in the white suit I call it) my
ghost friend was there with us.
Sadly I've never seen the spooky ghost in white again -
but maybe next Halloween - or the next time I have a
bottle of vodka all to myself.
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