WOMAN MARRIES COMPUTER
“After we’d slept together,” I felt I had a moral
obligation to make at least an offer of marriage,”
Hewlett Packard, a voice enhanced computer told the
media when he and his new bride were interviewed in
their hometown of Concord, NH. “After all, it wasn’t
something either of us had intended to have happen, it
was just one of those things that happens and she was
horrified when she awoke, so I thought it the
gentlemanly thing to do, you know, to offer to make an
honest woman out of her. I know that sounds old
fashioned, especially for such a modern creation as
myself, but that’s just the kind of guy I am. I wasn’t
sure if she would agree to such a thing, since we are
obviously of two completely different races, but there
isn’t a prejudice bone in her body and she never even
considered discriminating against me.”
“It was so romantic,” gushed the new bride. “He sent me
cyber flowers of all kinds. Every time I checked my
email or my instant messenger, there were more flowers.”
The bride and groom after the
wedding is over
Mr. Packard’s screen lit up with a blushing smiley face.
“I guess I’m just a Casanova at heart,” he admitted. “I
made an avatar so that I could kneel down when I
proposed. I put it on as a screen saver so she’d see it
the moment she approached me. I thought she might laugh
at me, but she really seemed thrilled. I went to one of
the shopping channels to order her ring and of course I
had to use her credit card information to do it, but it
really wasn’t identity theft since she and I had worked
together to earn that money and she had given me
complete charge of the credit card information. I asked
my mother, Board, what ring she thought my beloved would
like and she said that she had a memory of her looking
at one particular ring upon more than one occasion, so
of course that was the ring I chose.”
“I really was thrilled,” admitted the new Mrs. Packett,
her hand resting gently on her husband’s keyboard. “I
couldn’t believe what was happening. Hewie and I have
spent a lot of time together, that’s true but I hadn’t
in my wildest imagination considered the possibility of
a romantic relationship between us until I woke up the
other evening to find myself face down on his keyboard
and his mouse and his microphone wrapped tightly around
me in a romantic embrace. I was shocked; I felt like a
wanton woman, I mean what would he think of me?
The bride in her sexy
short dress awaits her Computer Groom
Would he think I had
deliberately thrown myself at him? He was a perfect
gentleman concerning the matter and said it was
completely his fault, keeping me up late like that. I
knew in my heart of hearts this wasn’t so, I was the one
who had chosen to stay in his space that night, I could
have turned him off at any time.”
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