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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 24

 

Women Are Funny Creatures by Allan James Saywell

I possess a mind, that has a store
Of great mischief, if i would see
A former wife asleep, with an open mouth
Even though, she was a non smoker
I would insert, a lit cigarette
In her mouth, then i would awake her
And accuse her of smoking
She would deny it vigourously
With the cigarette, still in her mouth
Women are funny creatures


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Takeoff by Gareth Lancaster

Count commencing
Heart thumping
Arms retracting
Fuel pumping
Engines firing
Rockets roaring
Ground shaking
Lifting, soaring
Heat rising
Shudders pounding
Noisy shaking
Boosters sounding
Slowly upwards
Rising, rushing
Going skywards
Forces crushing
Climbing onwards
Seeking higher
Jets propelling
Silver flyer
Air thinning
Darkness closing
Moving faster
View imposing
Bursting, punching
Space surrounding
Into blackness
Earth...astounding!



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How To Make You Funny? by Atef Ayadi

How to make you funny?
And you are always funny,
You hide it and
It is still funny,
And that makes me laugh.

How to make you serious?
And you can not be serious,
Funny is funny,
And being seriously funny is not that funny,
And you laugh.

How to tell you a joke?
And you are the funniest joke
That makes you more funny and serious
While you are drinking and thinking
At the risk
Of spilling the juice of your lips
At my laugh.


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Not so nice of friends by Michaela Burns

My friends always put me down
They say im stupid
They call me a 'dumb blonde'
When I try to make a joke
They say its not funny
But about a week later they say it and laugh

When Im with my friends I feel empty inside
I feel like no one cares
I cant help but think if I can do better than them

When I am with others Im happy
They complement me on hair and clothes
I can talk to them whenever i have prolems
They laugh at my jokes even if there not funny
And no matter what they always tell me I donig a great job

When I get Fs on test my old friends say I stupid and need a new brain
But my new friends help me stuby so I can retake it
When I get dumped my old friends say i deserve it
My new friends give me comfert and support

Now I only speak to my new friends
They help me with everything I do
And stick with me, no matter what




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