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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 21

 

Characters by Aram Stefanian

The characters from my imaginary world
Are so real, uncontrollable and disobedient
They do what they wanna coz I am too lenient
One thing is really hard to comprehend
Why they hate me so and are trying to tip my hand
They love nothing as much as my money
Heartache and pain for them look too funny
It takes a lot of nerve to box a shadow
Sometimes you hafta admit the straight low


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The Dangers Of Sleeping With Women by Dónall Dempsey

I really wanted to sleep with you
but I never thought it would be
quite...like this!

Sex...?

In a second
-you had me: stripped!

A turn & twist took all the blankets -
- as you turned into a snoring sleeping chrysalysis.

I used to think it was cute & funny.
Now it's only COLD...honey!

Aghhh! The Curse of the Mummy!

Now when you turn back - it's like an attack!

A finger in the eye..an ear...a slap!
A knee jerk into a very...private place.

Oh! Bollocks!

I used to think it was cute & funny.
You should be charged with assault...honey!

I really wanted to sleep with you!
(most nights I do) .

But mostly I lie awake
trying to escape the booby traps
your sleeping creates!

You really are - cute & funny.

But to sleep with you:

I need danger money!


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Freaking Out by Jerry Abrahamson

Sometimes it is so funny
To see someone freaking out
It is so funny to see
The way they act and move

It seems so weird to us
To see the way they act
To see they way they move
In everything they do

You have to stand and laugh
About the way it looks
Tell you're the one freaking out
Tell you're the one doing it


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Leipreachan by Allan James Saywell

He saw he did, he saw a little Leipreachan'
A funny little male Faerie
On a funny little Island on Ireland
And he kissed him on his Faerie ring
He was old and green and really funny
He looked him in the eye
Till his eye grew weary
Then he disappeared
They say he caught an Irish taxi back to Ireland




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