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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 3

 

Yellow Pages by Stacey Collins

Izzy thinks it's funny,
to read the Yellow pages.
She sat and turned each yellow page,
for absolutely ages.
She found a funny little man.
She thinks he is an elf.
She saw the letter 'P' in Pub,
and giggled to herself.
She giggled at a serious man,
Wearing dark sunglasses.
She saw a naked lady next,
In an ad for yoga classes.
She found a teddy bear as well,
In an ad for parquet floors.
Joy is easy to obtain,
When you are only four.


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Welcome to the world! by Juan Carlos Abeti

My first steps


' Today is the day that,

like a grown up i`ll be,

i will finally stand up.

in my two feet.

So here i go,

upa! i`m standing up!

funny like things are from up here....

i will make my first step now,

easy, easy, one step forward

one to my left and

then, two backwards.....upps!

i am starting to feel funny, kind of dizzy,

steady, steady and my pumpis

back to the floor they went.....

.........

damn it! !

........

So i will try again,

this time i wil be hold by that big stick

(a table`s wood leg)

so i did and

a wonfderful world stands in front of me...

suddenly by surprise i was taken

when my dad came in

and his hands to his face are

with an amazing and funny look in his eyes....

He started talking, words that i do not understand,

then mom came in

and i wonder

what did i do for them to be like this?

i started to 'run' to them

kind of scared i am. i confess,

suddenly...

the floor was not a problem anymore,

since i was immersed.

in a sea of kisses and hugs....

in their arms, a place where

i belong.....'


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Not So Normal Winter by Ariel Kleppinger

So, I saw a poem
About a winter wonderland
With snow and bunnies
and sleds and horses
The wonderland that country folk
Find so entertaining.
But I want something else,
More different and lively.
I want fat aunts
Who wrap your presents
In the Sunday funnies,
Or little brothers
Who free snowballs' till you go to sleep.
Or maybe I want a dog
Who you feed your meatloaf too
And in the morning laugh
at how warm it is in December.
I want a winter wonderland
Filled with the scent
Of pine sol instead of cookies,
Where you sit at home
In front of the TV
Having a Johnny Depp movie marathon
While roasting marshmellows over the stove.
Maybe I'm strange
Or crazy
Or creative
Or sassy, ha.
But I want a winter...
Where your dad starts the burping contest.



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The Ghost by Gareth Lancaster

'Boo', said the ghost,
But it really didn't scare,
'Cause I couldn't take my eyes,
Off his vivid ginger hair.

It's really not the same,
If head to toe's not white.
Well, it isn't going to work,
When they try to spook and fright.

But he tried and he tried,
Even though the cause was lost.
And he even sprayed it silver,
Like a pumpkin tinged with frost.

But I suppose I shouldn't laugh,
As he puffs and sighs and moans.
So I told him what to do...
...a white wig he now owns!




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