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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 21

 

A Funny Noise by Jerry Abrahamson

I heard a funny noise
In my apartment tonight
It sounded like something
Hit the roof

I don't know if
I can find oout
What the noise was
Or what fell in the room


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The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out by Kenn Nesbitt

The dentist pulled my tooth out
and he thought it was such fun
he grabbed his pliers
and dental pryers
and pulled another one.

'Yippee! Hooray! What awesome fun!'
he shouted out with glee.
He grinned a grin
then went back in
and pulled out number three.

Then number four and number five
and numbers six and seven
were followed by
a cheerful cry
Of 'Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!'

He took a few more from the top
and some from underneath,
he yanked them fast
until at last
he'd pulled out all my teeth.

Without my teeth I cannot chew;
I just eat soup and mush.
But don't be sad
I'm kind of glad--
I'll never have to brush!


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My Nostril Smells Awesome by Kenn Nesbitt

My nostril smells awesome inside of my nose,
a bit like the bloom of a newly-picked rose.
It started this morning--I couldn't say why--
and all day it's smelled like banana cream pie.

It has the aroma of freshly-baked bread
with hot melted butter and blackberry spread,
and maybe the breeze of a warm afternoon,
that follows a thunderstorm early in June.

It smells like a pine forest, right by a lake,
and chocolate chip cookies my mom likes to bake,
like kettle corn pop-popping over a fire,
and laundry, the moment it's out of the dryer.

My nostril smells awesome, so I have a plan
to sit and enjoy it as long as I can.
Don't ask how it happened; I really can't say.
Perhaps it's my finger that's smelling this way.


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You by Carmela Kazmier

Your funny jokes
make me laugh
your sense of style
makes me smile
when talking to me
you make me blush
I can't believe
I care this much



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