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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 6

 

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. by Olivia Champion

All my friends are

Funny (LOL)
Random
Idle
Energetic
Ninja's
Dumb (DUHHH)
Sorry

my friends mean everything to me and i wouldnt give them away!

love your friends love your self.

ZK


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What Have I Done! by Niko Tiliopoulos

Sorry, I thought it was you.
It was so dark and I was so drunk,
so I could not see through.
Sorry, believe me cause it's true.

Can't live without you.

Funny, I had to be so dumb.
I was such a fool and she was much to cruel,
so I was forced to get it done.
Funny, there was nothing I could do.

Can't live without you


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The bow-leg boy by Eugene Field

Who should come up the road one day
But the doctor-man in his two-wheel shay!
And he whoaed his horse and he cried 'Ahoy!
I have brought you folks a bow-leg boy!
Such a cute little boy!
Such a funny little boy!
Such a dear little bow-leg boy!'

He took out his box and he opened it wide,
And there was the bow-leg boy inside!
And when they saw that cunning little mite,
They cried in a chorus expressive of delight:
'What a cute little boy!
What a funny little boy!
What a dear little bow-leg boy!'

Observing a strict geometrical law,
They cut out his panties with a circular saw;
Which gave such a stress to his oval stride
That the people he met invariably cried:
'What a cute little boy!
What a funny little boy!
What a dear little bow-leg boy!'

They gave him a wheel and away he went
Speeding along to his heart's content;
And he sits so straight and he pedals so strong
That the folks all say as he bowls along:
'What a cute little boy!
What a funny little boy!
What a dear little bow-leg boy!'

With his eyes aflame and his cheeks aglow,
He laughs 'aha' and he laughs 'oho';
And the world is filled and thrilled with the joy
Of that jolly little human, the bow-leg boy--
The cute little boy!
The funny little boy!
The dear little bow-leg boy!

If ever the doctor-man comes my way
With his wonderful box in his two-wheel shay,
I 'll ask for the treasure I'd fain possess--
Now, honest Injun! can't you guess?
Why, a cute little boy--
A funny little boy--
A dear little bow-leg boy!



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Aerodynamic Mishap by Gareth Lancaster

I made a paper aeroplane,
It really was the best.
I took my time to make it right,
To that I can attest!

I'd planned it all so thoroughly,
I'd sketched from either side.
I knew that all would be amazed,
To see it swoop and dive.

But its first flight was not to plan,
Though it soared up high.
The teacher turned, it crashed and burned,
And hit her in the eye!

My plane, screwed up, went in the bin,
All agreed it was a shame.
But my teacher's got a big black eye,
And I'm the one to blame!




PPPP

 

 

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