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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 13

 

Are Elephants Real? by Gareth Lancaster

'Are elephants real?' I asked my dad.
He looked quite stunned and shocked.
''Cause if they are well don't you think,
You'd see them in the shops?'

'It's not like that,' dad said to me.
'They're just not put on sale.'
'But why?' I said, 'They should, you know,
And maybe also Whales!'

'I don't understand,' my dad confessed,
'Why you think this should be so.'
He scratched his head and then his chin,
'I don't get it. No...no...no!'

'Just think of it,' I said to dad,
'They'd be fun to have around!'
'I could use one just to help me,
See the world from off the ground.'

'That's true,' dad said, 'But you should know,
That elephants don't like cities.'
'Oh,' I said, 'Well that's a shame,
That really is a pity.'

'So that's why we can't buy them!', I said,
'In the shops around the town.'
'But if we lived in the countryside,'
'We'd see them all around!'


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The way I feel right now by Jon Edward Walker

I feel funny
parts of me are squishy like bread dough
and others hard like a fence post
some are stringy and taught
some loosely dangle.
my middle area swells
like a balloon and hangs
off me as if it werenít a part of
me or maybe as if it doesnít want
to be
I feel funny


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Bunnies by Amy Cadler

Hello bunny,
My!
You look so funny!
Bunny ears,
Floppy ears!
Come, letís hop
Up and down,
Jump then drop!

Letís all hop! -
Hop like bunnies
Sure we look so funny!
But a happy bunny
Does not care!
Look at them hop!
See how they flop
Down to the ground.


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Confusion of a Twenty-Two Year Old Woman by Jessica Post

He's dark
Mysterious
Exciting
Worldly
Athletic

He's light
Funny
Uncomfortable
Charming
Dramatic

I'm with the light
But I crave the dark
I cannot decide
I desire the change
But need stability

What do I do?
What do I do?

I'm so confused....




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