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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 14

 

Funny Bunny by Drew TaylorScott

There once was a bunny
Who was really funny
That ate some carrots
With some cool ferrets

Then there was a bologna
Who was inside Rodney
Being digested horribly
Then he saw the bunny

Bunny ate Rodney
This made him funny
As he ate the honey
Covered in bologna


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Caution by Sergey Sibikovsky

i can't take another step into darkness
how can i trust anything
when i don't even trust myself?

i'll only lie and decieve myself again
and be back where i started, and worse for it all

it's quite funny how it all works
i'll make every mistake,
but never the same mistake twice

and in the end, i still have learned nothing that i can use


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Stars by Gareth Lancaster

Look at the stars,
Way up there,
So very far away.
High in the sky,
They shine so white,
And never seem to stray.

Like little dots,
Or specks of paint,
Just floating up above.
I wonder,
What they do up there,
And what they are made of.

Are they just holes,
Poked out the sky,
By giants long ago?
Or maybe they're,
Electric lights,
Strung up to make a show!

So far up there,
I'd like to be,
To take a look first hand.
To just get close,
And have a peek,
That really would be grand!



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Young man named joe by Vatsal Sinha

a foolish younh man named joe
he had a very big toe
he was very funny
with a bunny
then the bunny became his foe



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