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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 6

 

Bimbo by Jennifer Bosomworth

You know you’re plain when people say
What lovely eyes you have
I love your hair

Make bad jokes, pretend they’re funny
Make myself laugh

All this work on my hair,
My body and…

My eyes
The sign of a plain girl

Boys that are friends but never my lovers
Boys that are there at night but never in the morning

Boys that make cracks at me
And I pretend not to care

‘Because she’ll laugh it off’

Maybe

Maybe I’ll cry instead

I just don’t find it funny anymore


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Cats by Mty. Quiksilvar C

I like cats that are
Naughty, Funny, Friendly, Sweety!
Always sleeping on my mats,
CATS


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Difficult Times by Gareth Lancaster

'I can't do it!'
He said,
As he held his head.
'It's too much!'
And he fell to the floor.
As the Niggles and Noggles,
And big furry Boggles,
Relentlessly kicked at his door.



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Hackie Sack by Charlie Watson

I love to play hackie sack,
Its really fun except when you get pegged in the back.
You kick a bennie ball here kick it there,
Hell if you want to kick it any D*** where.
Its really enjoying to play,
Now if your not into the whole punk/skater thing you'd probley think its gay.
If you aint never played hackie sack before you need to really try it,
Cuz its fun and funny as S***.



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