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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 19

 

WINTER, , , , AT A FUNNY by Susantha Bandha

A FUNNY SNOWMAN


HOW FUNNY THIS IS........


A funny little snowman
Had a carrot for a nose.
Along came a bunny,
And what do you suppose?
That hungry little bunny
Looking for some lunch
Ate that little snowman's nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch


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A Growing Poet Fay Sal by Atef Ayadi

grow up
wake up!

your mom/dad
the 'ell fysal! '
yell!

or may be your dad softly bell
your taco bell
head.

time is a beautiful life
mehdi
a girl,

and
staff! you name it
from fun to the funniest time and day.


move on!
on
on and on.
with a winning voice,
or a shameful funny sin of all time
and

no regret going back in time.

do it and forget it mehdi faysal,
both, or separately what is the difference?

fun han, or or funny hea haan! ...?


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As sung by the CARPENTERS by Steve Ray

Rainy Days & Mondays


Talking to myself and feeling old

Sometimes Iíd like to quit

Nothing ever seems to fit

Hanginí around, nothing to do but frown

Rainy days and mondays always get me down


What Iíve got they used to call the blues

Nothing is really wrong

Feeling like I donít belong

Walking around some kind of lonely clown

Rainy days and mondays always get me down


Funny but it seems I always wind up here with you

Itís nice to know somebody loves me

Funny but it seems that itís the only thing to do

To run and find the one who loves me


(*) what I feel is come and gone before

No need to talk it out

We know what itís all about

Hanging around, nothing to do but frown

Rainy days and mondays always get me down


Funny but it seems that itís the only thing to do

Run and find the one who loves me


Repeat (*)


Hangin around, nothing do to but frown

Rainy days and mondays always get me down


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Funny, But Then NotÖ by Daniela X. Daraz

Its funny how hello is alway accompanied with goodbye,
Its funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
Its funny how forever never really seems to last,
Its funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.
Its funny how 'friends' can just leave you when your down,
Its funny how when you need someone their never around.
Its funny how people change and think they're so much better,
Its funny how many lies can be packed into one 'love letter'.
Its funny how people forgive even though they cant forget,
Its funny how one night can contain so much regret.
Its funny how ironic life turns out to be,
But the funniest part of all...
Is that none of thats funny to me




PPPP

 

 

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