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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 4

 

Trick Or Treat by Gareth Lancaster

Haunted houses,
Curdling screams,
Freezing bats, torn at the seams!

Full white moon,
Dripping candles,
Roaming forgetful zombie vandals!

Gnarled old trees,
Tossed in the breeze.
Cold ghosts shivering, knocking their knees!

Trick and treating,
From door to door,
Not enough sweets, I must have more!!!



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Smile by Duncan Wyllie

O.K
One fore -finger each side of mouth
Lift very slowly, north not south
Look into the mirror
Make a funny face
Give a little smile
See a little trace

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)



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The Most Magnificent Zoo by Gareth Lancaster

Bumbleraffes and small Squiroose,
The Hipponoceros is loose!
The Babooeetah's running wild,
The Pandelot is looking riled!

Salaphants and sleepy Froat,
The Doladillo's in a boat!
The Carigators stalk around,
The Kangarat is much renowned!

Otterunks and Jagupus,
The Scorpiark I cannot suss!
My wonder zoo has no known match,
But it's not real, now that's the catch!



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Isn't it Funny by Jerry Abrahamson

Isn't ot funny
How we seem to
Get upset about
Things that aren't important

We get worked up about
Things like money or fame
And don't think about
Family or friends



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