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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 14

 

Saturday Observations by Herbert Nehrlich

Hilarious insults are so rare
in my hometown, where genes are pure
the word is out that we don't share
nor want an everlasting cure
but funny thing, there is one kind
of misfits whom you see around
they stir up trouble and they find
whatever slime lives on the ground.
They use the crud to whet their lips
and wonder why no human smiles
and if you want some special tips
you'd be so smart to travel miles
and stay away from sloughed-off tissue
even the Gods discard this scum
they do not see a real issue
they understand: Their time has come.


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Herbet by Gareth Lancaster

Herbet loves his sherbet when it fizzes on his tongue,
Like a million minute people celebrating with a song!
But Herbet loves it too much and he gulps it far too quick,
So it oozes from his ears and nose and leaves him feeling sick!


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Boboo by Mowjo

In a distant land of the great Boboo,
Where everyone knows just who is who,
And the Boboo’s all have knees of Blue,
With feet of green, well a funny hue,

There’s an old man with a beard of string,
Who has six fingers that all sing,
And through his neck is a golden ring,
I’ve never seen a weirder thing,

Next time we’re sitting up our tree,
Smoke a funny cigarette with me?
I’m pretty sure, that you will see,
The great Boboo man, just like me.


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My Deepest by Suelana Taha

Poetry is my way of yelling,
About all the little things,
That are happening

My expressions,
Are my deep emotions.
Of all those,
Who have cut my life into emotional tension.

Its funny how much I hate,
The little things about you.
And yet ask why?
I wonder all day and night
About you?

I need someone,
Who will care about me.
Like I wasn't just like anyone,
And who'd smile at me,
Because I was simply
Me....



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