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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 11

 

Being the Player by Jerry Abrahamson

Doesn't it seem kind of funny
That we always want to be the player
The one that's in the action
The one that's in the spotlight

Doesn't it seem kind of funny
That we ca solve all the problems
From the outside obseving
What the other people are doing

But we don't seem to jump in
To solve all the problems
Because we may find out
What being the player is all about


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Change Of Time by Silver Akira

Itís funny how,
One day youíre in diapers,
And the next your older,
Slowly you began to realize,
That as we get older,
Life becomes harder,
Because life is no longer fun and games,
But hard work and suffering,
In life you meet many people,
Some leave,
Some stay,
But in the end what it really comes down to two things,
Living,
And Dying.



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Loving You by Amanda Harding

Loving someone is hard work
when you donít know how they feel,
then they go and break your heart
and your heart doesnít want to heal.
If loving you was easy
I probably wouldnít love you at all,
but you know when someone loves you
because they catch you when you fall.
Its funny how when I fell
I fell in love with you,
you never seemed to catch me
you just said you loved me too.


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Poochy Poochy by Rohit Sapra

Poochy Poochy....
Hey Poochy Poochy
How u today?
Poochy I am fine
Really?
How so poochy?
For I am seeing you
Oh Yah.........Really
Really.....Poochy Poochy
Yes Poochy
Is that so?
Yah my poochy poochy poo
Aww so sweet u are
Wow poochy poochy
Can u be so funny too
Yah I can be.
How so poochy?
Well whenever am with u
Smile u make me do
By calling poochy pocchy poo
Aww my dear
Really so
How is that poochy?
The things u say
Are so funny
Ummm.......Really
Is that so?
Yes my poochy
I didn't know so poochy
Yah whatever poochy
I know u joking poochy
No poochy no
Am not joking
Really?
Tell me na poochy
How u today poochy?
Fine as seeing u i am
Funny as u make me so
Cute as you call me so
Charming as you taught me so
Loving for you made me so
My poochy poochy
Aww.......My Poochy
U and only u Poochy
Please poochy
Don't joke.....
Why not my love dovie
Well poochy u called me ur dove
Yes poochy u heard me right
U are my love and the dove too
So become you have my poochy poochy poo
My sweety........And cutie pie
Aww......U made me blush poochy
Really I love u pocchy
How so?
Mmmm....The way I am doing now
Thanks love pooch pooch
Aww my poochy poochy
I Miss U So.



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