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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 2

 

Yesterday by Sallie Howson

It was a funny old day yesterday.
The priest sent kids
Around his parish
To put stickers
On letterboxes saying
'Jehovah’s Witnesses
Please call.'

The graffiti artists
Painted
'Yes Islam' slogans
On watercolour
Backgrounds.

The Naziskins
Threw a welcoming party
For the
Illegal immigrants.

The politicians
Outlawed bureaucracy,
Reduced taxes
And gave themselves
A pay cut.

The trains
Ran on time.

Children everywhere
Ate their vegetables
And asked for more.

Husbands
Really listened
To their wives.

Women
Found burps and farts
Funny.

You read my poems
And I told you
I loved you
Yesterday.

Yes, it was a funny old day


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The dream cast. by Sir Knight

She dreameth from the night to day
I fear this maid neer do wake up
like some spell hast been cast oer her
or she drinketh from a funny cup
of passions that dement her wits
like potions drank against her will
this beauty sleepeth on and on
with views of love who speaks no ill,

Come tender child of the morn
who's soul and eyes speak volumes loud
who's gifted and enchanting mind
drifts airily among the clouds
the images you speak and see
are only natural in the wake
for as you sail through thoughts of love
you will be in a dreamlike state.


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The perception of truth by Anita Atina

Fact exists, truth needs to be believed

My truth is important to me

I also understand that

Your truth is important, to you


My life is not just a single truth

But a village of many kinds of truth

The version you believe, may be different from mine

And both versions are true, to each of us


The duality of truth

Fights for resolution

And yet, coexists

Quietly, when it needs to


Funny concept this truth

Does fact indeed exist?

And do we really need,

To believe the truth?


Are both just empty shadows

We chase, to play our role

In a divine comedy

For an audience of one


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Your Talent Overflows by Anna Pacheco

So effortlessly
From funny to serious
Sounds variety
Blues, opera, rap, plus more
How your talent overflows



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