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Best Short Poems Collection - 11


Professor Frimpinsock by Gareth Lancaster

Strange Professor Frimpinsock invents some odd creations,
No matter how much he's prepared there's always complications.
His Integrated Doodad just exploded on the floor,
And his Automatic Whachacallit smashed through his front door!
His Neo-Fibric Widget, well that didn't even start,
And his Wonder Dingbat Grabber quickly stopped and fell apart!
His Super-Tensile Jigger scared away his faithful dog,
And his Futuristic Dingus filled the neighborhood with fog!
His Frimintensil Hoo-hah burnt a whole straight through his chair,
And his Special Reading Gadget went berserk and singed his hair!
Now poor Professor Frimpinsock's at present out of action,
As his last invention ran amok and landed him in traction!

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Remember When by Maia Padua

4 my friends
(Paulinians_St. Paul's University) esp. to M.A.A.
(Sparing Partners-Recoletos) Joy, Judy, Cithamae, Fina,
Marivic, Yix, Lith)

I love remembering the things weve done together,
And looked back into the past weve shared,
Reminiscing funny moments,
Recalling those serious times weve shared through.

I always think we could keep going for days,
With our remember when(s) ,
And all of the mixed feelings,
That goes hand in hand with each memory.

Remember when we laughed together,
And do some funny, silly things,
Remember when I was there to listen,
While you cried on your first love then.

Remember when I just laughed,
Seeing you so weary and blue,
With teary eyes you told me,
What you felt, someday I would feel it too.

The kind of friendship weve shared all these years,
And with each passing day, though Im away
You and all those precious memories,
Mean more and more to me.

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Seventh Avenue by Megan Ayscue

Things are different on the other side of the street.
People love, people hate,
People take things with a grain of salt just as easily.
It's funny.
You wouldn't believe how funny it is.
I've never been, and I never want to go back.
Back to my life.
Seventh Avenue,
What a curious place.
New, unusual, different.
Quite curious.
It intrigues me.
Seventh Avenue,
Unique and bounding with fruitful weirdness.
A different world,
Just next door.
You see it everyday,
But you don't understand.
The beauty.
The trivial nature of Seventh Avenue.
Won't you see?

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My Bike by Tyrone Walker

My bike is the best
My bike beats the rest
My bike is built to surpass all the rest
My bike gets girls
My bike is my friend
My bike is always there
My bike iwill never leave
My bike is the collest
I love my bike
Some say that ain't right
but every saturday night
I take it out to see the sights
get oww's an aww's
riding down the street
all fans love to applause
it's funny that I could have so much fun
breaking the law




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