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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 13

 

Prayer of a Stressed Teacher by Chris Hall

Heavenly Father, sincerely I pray
That some of these kids donít come to school today
Especially that Johnson kid
Of course u know what he did
Stole my pens from my desk
And change the grades on all my tests
Found my lunch and ate it all up
It was funny when it made him throw up
But it wasnít funny when he did it in my favorite cup
Lord I need this job though donít let me give up
Father, sincerely I prayÖ Amen


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What we need to know by Tracy Rollings

I was sitting in the yard, enjoying the sun
just trying to let my, imagination run wild
you called me in the house, showed me a gun
it was the stupidest thing, to show a child.

Said we were going hunting, and have some fun
if you only knew the thoughts, running in my mind
had a real bad feeling, that I was one that would run
cause it wasn't funny, you were shooting at my behind.

You came home and laughed, guess you had a ball
telling all your friends, about the fun you had that day
but to be honest with you, it wasn't really funny at all
tell you the truth i hated the games you like to play.

Like the day at the river, when we were away from the bank
you knew I couldn't swim, but you threw me in anyway
and again you thought it was funny, as I started to sink
hadn't been for that man in the boat, I would have die that day.

You never stop to even think, of all the dumb things you do
you never gave it a thought, what would ever happen to me
all the things that I say about you, they knew it was all true
and now I will tell the rest of the world, for everyone else to see.



CHILD ABUSE IS SOMETHING THAT IS TAKEN TO LIGHTLY
AND THE PEOPLE THAT COMMIT IT SHOULD HAVE TO PAY.
IT IS SOMETHING THAT NO CHILD, SHOULD EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
YET SO MANY ARE ABUSED, AND WE HAVE TO PUT A STOP TO IT. SO IF YOU SEE OR KNOW OF A CHILD DEALING WITH ABUSE, PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO HELP PUT A STOP IT. I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR CHILD TO GO THROUGH IT, , , , , , , , , , , , THANK YOU


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Untidy by Gareth Lancaster

Drink your food and eat your drink!
Throw unused dishes in the sink!
Splash water on the kitchen floor!
Drop mucky spoons into their drawers!
Clean windows with a dirty rag!
Toss just-cooked food in dustbin bags!
I'm tidying to be a help,
So why does my mum wail and yelp?


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Chief Sitting Fool by JoJo Bean

(Dodgy Dave Tale) Chief Sitting Fool

Another name for my Dodgy friend
But this one is more pretend
You see we were chatting last night
And again he lifted my spirits to new heights

He showed a picture of himself to me
And I just couldn't believe
There he was donning a complete Indian suit
Head dress and all to boot

I couldn't dishonor the great Indian 'Sitting Bull'
So David is now my 'Chief Sitting Fool'
(Not the fool that is dumb you see
Just the one that is funny to me)



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