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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 22

 

Funny Girl by Mason Forrester

Funny girl with the red hair
Now time to move on
Forget the ones that have troubled you
Forget the pain or joy
Because you bring a new light
Where ever you walk
Funny girl with the red hair
You are my little dork
So forget your past and move on
Because you are a funny girl
That brings alot of joy.



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Barrack For Barack by Allan James Saywell

Who are you barracking for Henry
In what regard Martha
The race for President, Henry
I'm all for Barack
I'm barracking for Barack
Still i find it all Hillariously funny, Martha


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Scared Stiff by Alessandra Liverani

Have you ever been scared out of your wits
And screamed and screamed and screamed
For example, you thought a man was lurking in the back of car
But it all turned out to be a bad dream

Noone heard you screaming all alone
In the dark street at night
Noone responded to your call
That you had received one hell of a fright

Even when you found that there was no man there
You were still a little bit miffed
That noone had come rushing out of their house
To see if somebody needed to be biffed

But some time later you could see
That there was a funny side to it
All that screaming, all in vain
At least you safely got through it

A smoker's life is spent in fear
Of their nicotine level going too low
The fear is real, but it is upside down
Of being too high is how it should go

But if you can see the funny side
Instead of anxiety, pain and grief
You might have a laugh at yourself
And give those things up in relief



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The Addlepated Glundersnedd by Kenn Nesbitt

Industrious and underfed,
the addlepated Glundersnedd
resides inside, beneath your bed
and waits for dusky dark to spread.

He waits until your lights are out
to leave his roost and snoop about,
then snuffles with his snarkly snout
in search of salty sauerkraut.

For pickled cabbage, steamed or stewed,
or baked or boiled or barbecued
is pretty much his favorite food
and puts him in a merry mood.

But if he snuffles all around
and makes that snarkly snorting sound
within the drawers and on the ground,
and sauerkraut cannot be found

The addlepated Glundersnedd
industrious and underfed
harumph-a-lumps right back to bed
to snack on girls and boys instead.

Of all the things that he'll ingest
from north or south or east or west
as you already may have guessed
he fancies children second best.

So if you plan to keep your head
then please remember what I said:
to feed the dreaded Glundersnedd
keep sauerkraut beside your bed!



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