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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 7


The cherub in inverted spectacles by Jagannath rao Adukuri

The portly gentleman looked at himself
In the bathroom mirror and smirked.
In the shrill voice of his childhood
He made some really funny noises
Which luckily merged in cistern sounds.
He tried to think simple like child
He will go out and pick some berries-
Bleeding berries from the red mountain
But mother says Banti it is sleep-time
Will you now lie on your back and sleep
How can one lie on one's back and sleep?
It is fun to wear spectacles upside down
The world looks so much different.
Not for me the complicated transactions
These grown-ups are terrible bores.
I will now dig deep in uncle's backyard
I will find several nuggets of gold there;
These teachers are sometimes stupid
They ask funny questions in their class.
The big gentleman looked at his paunch
This time the child is not coming back
Everything is once again complicated
The cherub in spectacles vanished
In the mists of time, not to come back.

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Timeout by Kezziah Hopkins

i know we're deep in thought,
pondering, working things through,
trying to stay away from divination
but not to be stupid,
and all that jazz,

but can we set that aside for
just a minute, or maybe two,
or even twenty-one?
i've been waiting for ten hours
and twenty-three minutes now
to tell you about something funny
that happened to me today,
and i never got a chance

and when i got home, i remembered
that we were back in thinking
mode. that's a good thing
because we need to think.
and we will. tomorrow?

but right now,
i just want to hear you laugh
because it really is funny,
and no one else will appreciate it
as much as you will.

i hope you're awake,
because if you're actually sleeping
through this epic moment,
that's just pathetic.

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Smile by Elisia Cardona

The only days that I'll get to see
See the face that keeps me smiling
He keeps me smiling by being funny
The only way to keep me from smiling
Is to keep his face in my mind
Just a picture of him in my mind
We laugh together we talk to each other
Only one thing that keeps me from him
Is that I cant tell him how I feel
One thing that is not keeping me from him
Is the way that I feel

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My Friend The Bee by Gareth Lancaster

I know a bee
He's not quite right
He really doesn't show
That flying really is
Something bees just 'oughta know.

I never say
To bumble bee
In case he gets the hump.
But soon I really should
To stop his scrapes and bumps.

He flies around
Head upside down
As fast as he can go
But he gets in a mess
And falls to the ground below.

And then one day
He came to me
With a plan that I had feared,
To fly around above the ground
On top of a big enough bird.

And so he did
Fly high and free
And nobody was to know
That on that bird
Was my bumble bee, soaring high and low




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