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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 12

 

Bed and Pillows by Rownel Allen

It's funny, I know it is
Having my bed and pillows as my buddies
I don't care what people say
I still consider them my greatest listener

They listen to my crazy stories, but not laugh at all
They comfort me with warmth, hugging all night long
I cry at times, they get wet with tears
But still they wait for me at night, when it's time for me to rest

I talk to them a lot, they don't get tired at all
I sometimes hear some answers to questions that I make
Or maybe it's just me, how foolish can I get
My bed, my pillows and me, sweet dreams all set


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The letter F goes unnoticed by Lindsay Crosby

Free
Fun
Family
Friends
Focus
Found
Fought
Fortitude
Fitness
Funny
Forlorn
Forsaken
Feel
Foundation
Favourite
Furnish
Furor


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A LAUGHING-FART by Bryce Coast

READ SOMETHING FUNNY..
AMUSEMENT BEGAN TO STIR...
DID A LAUGHING-FART



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The Cheese Moon by Gareth Lancaster

I've heard it said by many around,
That the moon is made of cheese they found.
It's mined by little spacemen mice,
Who sell it for a handsome price.

The cheese we eat all comes from there,
From cheddar valleys beyond compare.
And in the rivers of Wensleydale,
The mice scoop cheese in metal pails.

If you peek up you might just see,
The Gorgonzola heights of Ghee.
And to the left and up a bit,
On Stilton mountains mice do sit.

So next time you sit down to cheese,
Remember the mice on Parmezan seas.
Who work non stop in their spacemen hats,
Just glad that they're out of reach of cats!




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