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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 1

 

My Father Looks Like Frankenstein by Kenn Nesbitt

My father looks like Frankenstein,
my mom looks like Godzilla,
my brother looks like Dracula,
my sister, Vampirella.

My family is the scariest
in this entire city.
I really can't explain how I
turned out to be so pretty.


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Tom Cruise by Celeb Hater

Tom Cruise, will loose his money,
its funny because he has alot of money,
he is gay, he bums men, he bummed me,
and he gave me his money so i wouldnt tell,
i made a promise, he gave me $$$$500000000000000000000003333333333333322222222222222282222222222888888888
but i lied and he cried, hehe he is poor like china man.


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Soft and Satin Furred by Gershon Hepner

Soft and satin furred like llamas,
licking with a silent sound,
women turn men’s dreams to dramas,
searching for a common ground.

Inspired by two lines by Mickey Spillane, who died last week at the age of 88:

This one had crazy electric blue eyes that could smile, as well as a full-lipped mouth, and when she said “Good morning, ” it was like being licked by a soft, satin furred llama (The Killing Man) .

Silence has a funny sound (The Body Lovers) .


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Speaking Spanglish by Gina Durst

I'm going to my casa
Cuz I have to do my homework
Even though I no gusta

Will you walk with me in the parque?
Or maybe go and watch something playing in the cine?
We can be best amigos
If you want.

Do I speak funny?
Do I use strange words?
Well, it's cuz
I'm speaking Spanglish!



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